May 2013
15 posts
Anonymous asked: -punch-
jawnn-locked:
adiostoreadontcare:
turntechtier:
jawnn-locked:
turntechtier:
jawnn-locked:
the okay gatsby
the mediocre gatsby
the you could have done better gatsby
the terrible gatsby
The -you did great but not oscar award winning great- gatsby
Could that nerf happen to me?: I'M GIVING AWAY 2... →
ebillavirus:
As I said on Monday in my excitement about the Wolves making it to the EU LCS Summer Split, I went and bought 2 $10 RP cards.
You want one? Don’t know how to get it?
Reblog this post.
That’s it.
Don’t have to like it or follow me cause that won’t better your chances at…
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o-k-compooper:
souschen:
i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
why aren’t we doing this
PLEASE??
makaeru:
Things that all started when someone stole a loaf of bread: -Les Miserables -Aladdin -Australia
Hue
poopflow:
i hate when people try to being an asshole to me like naw u aint bout that life homie
April 2013
33 posts
katherlne:
notoriousmks:
katherlne:
katherlne:
“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
i’ll pay monet for them
nicoception:
when a creepy person tries to make a move on you
TSM BAYLIFE BROS.: THE PRETENDERS HAVE BEEN... →
leagueofbaylife:
TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM
finished with style.
colormecurvy:
I hate the phrase “boys will be boys” and I think it should be replaced with “bad parenting results in assholes”
helioscentrifuge:
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
aiyuwithoutatrace:
wegotplansforsammy:
wibblywobblytimeturners:
somewherethats-green:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say...
bume:
veganasfuck:
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
This should be on billboards in every city.
I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
Reblog if you've actually SEEN the movie "The...
Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
dyrus:
my dad is trying so hard to win the vote so I guess I have to. vote for your favorite/best NA players here! http://na.lolesports.com/allstar
i-o-u-a-fall:
nooby-banana:
farareusis:
angeldicks:
pants with fake pockets
suit jackets with fake pockets
FAKE POCKETS
~HOT POCKETS~
Message to Tumblr Staff,
doctorwhocrazy91011:
staff:
asdfelicia:
glitter-ler:
staff:
hanawasakura:
Remove post limit.
Remove message limits.
Include instant chat on Tumblr website.
Stop spams.
Remove “Link Facebook”.
Love from all Tumblr users.
no
staff why
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT
because fuck you that’s why
tmblr plz.
msirae:
March 2013
21 posts
Reblog. Click the image, and Enjoy.
symmetricalpainter:
ixerro:
foxyshy:
askscratcheddisk:
thetardisinhogwarts:
la-creme:
askpinkamena:
omg
this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library
motherfuckin thank you
this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work.
THIS IS PERFECT
Highscore at 507435.
Highscore at 954825.
Found a...